The Fine Print

Clients may visit my contact page for the most succinct method of screening. You may also email me a photo of your government ID (with photo and name visible). You may also send a link to your LinkedIn profile (with photo and 300+ connections) or business website where your photo and name are visible. Provider references are considered merely to be auxiliary, unless you are appointed or sent my way by a close, personal friend in the industry.

In essence, I expect my clientele to be courteous, prompt, and respectful. Please practice exceptional hygiene and arrive well-groomed for our date. If you have not had the opportunity to freshen up directly before our meeting, I will invite you to do so at my fully-stocked location. Hoping to imbibe during our time together? I'd love to shamelessly flirt with you over a bottle of wine, and welcome the bringing of sealed bottles to share as we get to know one another. While I do not partake myself, I am 4-20 friendly and just ask that you partake only in smoke-free consumption during our date.

All engagements over 2 hours must include an activity, which can be as simple as grabbing a drink or a bite! Hell hath no fury like a woman hangry, after all. Engagements of 4 hours or must include a meal shared. Are you lucky enough to have me for even longer? I am open to new experiences and delight in an unexpected excursion. I am also happy to take the reigns and plan our magical endeavors. The more notice the better for this.

I am always happy to come to your hotel after thorough screening. I do not visit private residences until mutual trust is firmly established. Please note that currently in Chicago I do not have an in-call at a fixed location. When touring outside of Chicago, I will always have a designated space for hosting. Understanding the importance of discretion, I would also be happy to arrange a wonderful spot for us so you can be without a care in the world. All that is asked of you is that location cost be paid ahead of booking.

Please present my consideration in an unsealed envelope on a visible surface before my arrival for out-calls and upon arriving for in-calls, without comment. If we are meeting in public, please place my consideration in a card, book, or with a gift (for those who wish to go the extra mile).

I require deposits for new friends, extended dates, and while on tour. These deposits can be made via CashApp or Venmo. It is non-refundable to ensure your availability and readiness to commit to the booking. If for some reason I must cancel our time together, the deposit will be returned to you.

I completely understand that sometimes things get in the way of a good time! That being said, both my time and yours are valuable. All cancellations of 48 hours or less notice will require a 50% fee as compensation for my time. Within 24 hours I require full compensation for my time. There will be no exceptions to this policy.

All travel expenses are to be covered by my suitor in advance. For any plane travel, I require first-class accommodations to keep me looking like that cat that got the cream. A full 8 hours of uninterrupted beauty sleep is a must to keep me in high spirits. If you snore or tend to be a restless sleeper, adjoining rooms are to be arranged.

It is with huge risk that I show my face on my website and advertisements. Additionally, I have various long-standing social media accounts that I update regularly with current photos, playful musings, and more (see Instagram or Twitter). From the review days I am a raving success. My reputation precedes me.

I aim to be inclusive and accessible to all. I do not discriminate based on gender, orientation, body size, disability, national origin, religion, or race. I am genuinely excited to have clientele of all identities and backgrounds. I am attracted to personality and kindness above all else. I am committed to making sessions accessible to everyone, so please do not hesitate to inform me of any specific accommodations you may need.

Worry not, as privacy and safety are of my utmost priorities. I have worked with high profile clients from all over the world. If not already, I recommend using an encrypted email service such as ProtonMail for our correspondence.